We object. On principle.
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4 objections so far. We stand by every one of them, except possibly those we have changed our minds about.
The Object Daily
The prime minister's talk of rejoining assumes our old membership can simply be reactivated. Anyone who has tried to recover a dormant email account knows otherwise.
Everyone else: Rejoiners call it overdue, Leavers call it betrayal, and Westminster agrees it will be a long, bumpy road through Brussels.
Critics fear that a fight promoter at the podium would turn the White House briefing into a brawl. They have not been watching closely enough. It has been a brawl for decades. What it has lacked is a scorecard.
Everyone else: Appointing a cage-fighting promoter as press secretary turns the briefing room into a circus and signals a combative, unserious White House.
The nation's inboxes are filling with chatbot-composed grievances. Rather than filter them out, we should hand the entire correspondence to the machines and leave the room quietly.
Everyone else: Chatbot-generated complaints are an abuse of the system that wastes public money and must be filtered out.
The verdict is in, the season is wobbling and the consensus has concluded that City are finished. It has overlooked the most exculpatory ninety minutes in the history of the Premier League.
Everyone else: Justice has finally been served and Manchester City's dynasty is crumbling before our eyes.