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Sunday, 8 November 2026Vol. 1 · No. 1 · Price: one objection
The Object Daily

We object. On principle.

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Sport

The results stand. We do not.

1 objection · disagreement 4 out of 5, more than the rest of the paper (3.5) · latest Sunday, 8 November 2026

Sport09:39 GMTDisagreement: 4 out of 5, strongly opposed
The section's latest

City's defeat at the City Ground is the best evidence of good governance English football has seen

The verdict is in, the season is wobbling and the consensus has concluded that City are finished. It has overlooked the most exculpatory ninety minutes in the history of the Premier League.

Everyone else
Justice has finally been served and Manchester City's dynasty is crumbling before our eyes.
The Object Daily
A club capable of bending the rules would never have lost so convincingly at Nottingham Forest, so the defeat is the strongest evidence of its probity yet produced.
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The Object Daily Statistics OfficeFeels right. If you don't check.Demonstrated probity by margin of away defeat

Points on the Object Daily Probity Index

Each additional goal conceded away from home makes a club measurably more innocent, and a request from home supporters for a weekly fixture is conclusive.

Source: Object Daily compliance desk, calculated over a soft-boiled egg; not audited, on principle · Satire

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